Baby no one mess up with HP. Not with us around.

Whoever interested read this great pice of shit and tell me then what you think of my answer. If you reader don't know/like Harry Potter don't even give yourself the trouble of insulting me. Just let it go. 

 http://twigurrl.wordpress.com/2011/04/29/why-harry-potter-kinda-sucks/#comments

I’m going to take down each one of your reasons muggle.

1. Face one thing pall: little kids are not that innocent at all. And "bloody hell" it’s not a terrible thing. I mean I would rather have my daughter saying bloody hell than having her jumping over every death sparkling creature she sees so he will fuck her. And they have other ways of learning “bad” language. Everywhere. Most likely some hear it from they own parents. How great is that?

2. Death is as natural as life. It’s just great that J.K. creates something in which we see that not only the bad guys die. People die just every day! Seing the way she puts it helped me and many other people going through dificult deaths in our lives. Every day someone loses someone they love the best. When that happens most part of the people seem unable to help them or to make the pain go away. J.K. made it seem aceptable and when reading about it... it's like we share something there. And for me it helped. Makes it real to see that people die. not only the good ones not only the bad ones. Every one. Because it happens. And it's normal. It's not something to be scared of. We are born we live we die. People just create all that stuff around death because it pain us when we lose someone. It's hard. But normal. One thing it's not normal is feed on others blood (animals or humans) and live forever. It's NOT normal! 

And I beg your pardon it's too violent? We see Bella being cut to have a little cute baby, broking a let, and her head, being beaten by a vampire who enjoys hunting. We see that same vampire being torn apart by two other vampires. That is not violent? Are you going to say children "It's ok... they are just FUCKING BROKING A GUY IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES! But it's ok." That's not violent according to you. We see Victoria's head being ripped of her body after the fight. We see vampires body's burning in the fire! We see bella jumping of a clift because Edwards left her and she wants to hear is voice again. Is that you are saying it's good for children? When they broke with someone it's ok to go on a motorcicle with a unknow guy to ride their own motorcicle or to jump of a clift? really?

 

3.  Yes they do torture. There are also characters that love, that play games, that are friendly to each other. You have the funny ones, loyal guys, some of them coward others brave, some smatr, some not. Bulling is a way of torture. And that one is real. In the world you have all kinds of people, people like Voldemort and Bellatrix who love to cause pain. It exists! And J.K. show that it's possible to put and end to it. To face it, stand up and make things right. Even when people are hurting us the most. 

And by the way Volturi have Edward beaten and cause them excrutiating psycological pain. Great. Amazing. Yeah. just not torture. they are having tea of course.

4. You've gotta be fucking kiding me?! I was kind of thinking americans are just humans like british portuguese spanish french or anyother. Obviously you learn something diferent in the place you come from. America has good things and bad things JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER COUNTRY!

5. kiding again right? if you like to be an ignorant go ahead but don't take anyone with you. Slang is another way of knowledge something you obviously have a lack of. just get this straight no one makes you read it or liking it. but we don't have to put up with twilight and unfortunetly people like you make us do it every day.

6. Some movies are crap because they don't know how to put the books on it. Most films are not even loyal to the storie and some have made up scenes. Not our fault.  Fault from the stupids who made them. But some did a great work. And they have my cumpliments for that. Some films are good. Really good. Oh and by the way talking is a way of each people and culture and I'm more than glad they made it british. Hogwarts is in Britain for god's sake! Do you wanna nice, not diferent talk? Go to find yourself some robots and program them your way.

7.  Do you live in a pink world? really? Not everyone has to be amazing. Once again it's a matter of knowledge if you knew something you would know that the way people look like it a genetic matter. hermione is pretty then. So is Harry and Ron. They grow they change. And they look ok if not nice. Though even if they didn't you clearly have some issues there. I mean not every one is glamorous and who is most part of them due it to make up or they have great genes. Lucky them. And by the way you have a guy that seems made of rock. another with hair till his back like his son before he cut it. You have sparkling red/yellow eyes creatures. You gotta be kiding you think that's gorgeous? Go to see a doctor.

Dumbledore has a beard whooow people he has a beard AND a mustache RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!!!! RUN! It's going to eat us all alive! get real creature. And for someone like you who has "nothing against homosexual" you seem to have a lot against let's see... beards, mustaches, wizard robes because that's the way that "dress" is called (and if you wher not stupid you would know it), gays, old people being gay, and also against the way people look. Do you always judge people by the way they look or it's just here? Cause seriously I can't help to see how a guy that sparkles under the sun and that has yellow eyes isn't scary.

8. There are many names in history of people who enjoyed torture for fun. Who killed thousands of people without caring about them. Laughint at them. Palning it. Creating special places for their deaths.  It's not unrealistic at all. and i'm sorry to tell you... but Voldemort always waits till the end of the year? Book one two and three: harry only solves the things in the end. Book four: it's a week before the end of the term that happens the last challenge. What did you wanted? him to go look for the cup before just for the fun of it? Get real. Book five: It's not in the end once again. Voldemort takes the visions to the limit. When seing it's not working makes things more realist and everything happens all of a sudden. But and if you payed attention you would know this Harry and his friends spend quite a time with madam Pomfrey after facing Voldemort. So it's not "in the end of the year" Book six: Not in the end. Draco was only abble to fix the vanishing cabinet in the third term but not in the end. That's when Death Eaters were able to enter in the castle. And then Harry still had a week or something at hogwarts after all that mess. Book seven: well he doesn't wait till the end of any year because Harry is not at hogwarts anymore is he? And students are evacuated from Hogwarts before the battle so the school year is still up right? Or do you have some special calendar that says the oposite?

Eat this B.I.T.C.H. Hope I don't hurt you to much with my rude words. Harry Potter is way to different of twilight. So diferent it doesn't even deserves to be compared to that sadistic love storie or whatsoever it is. 

Terei o sublime cuidado de regressar aos dois outros posts desta criatura só para ter o sublime prazer de os destroçar um por um. Piece of shit I say.  Who the Hell does she thinks she is?